Revenge of The Fallen...

BE WARNED: SPOILERS LAY AHEAD





It didn't suck as much as I feared it would. There were a few parts that I thought sucked, and a part or two that was very much Mary-Sue-Self-Insert-YAY of Michael Bay...but overall, I liked the movie.

now if only someone could strangle Skids, Mudflap, and Leo.

Action-wise, it was very intense...and Soundwave is STILL a creepy-ass motherfucker...Ravage was creepy too! And he's still NOT a doberman...lol (Sorry...running joke with some friends)

SIMMONS. DID. NOT. SUCK. Best Simmons line, imvho: "I am beneath the enemy's scrotum."

Sam...deserves a few good solid smacks...and Bay needs to be hit upside the head with a crowbar...fucking mary-sue-self-insert-wish-fulfillment-shit...

Chromia...I wish she and Ironhide had more interaction...even if they had made cracks about who had the bigger gun, I'd have been happy...

Arcee kinda sucked...I think Bay put her, Chromia, and the femme I'm calling "Agusta" in the movie just to have pretty, shiny, EXPENSIVE bikes in the movie...and to keep the femminists happy.

Sideswipe...While I like his alt-mode...WHERE THE FUCK IS SUNSTREAKER?! AND WHY THE FUCK WASN'T SIDESWIPE A LAMBO?!

Optimus and Jetfire...HOLY SHIT. I wibbled and about CRIED TWICE. Jetfire was a hoot to listen to! "Itchy, rusty, crusty, MY AFT!"

I felt so bad for the little hatchlings though...I just hope none of them were Starscream-bitlets...one of him was bad enough...and WTF was with his voice changing from the first movie? Did they use TFA Screamer for him this time by? If so...WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THEY GO WITH HIM FOR THE FIRST MOVIE?! Woulda been ten times better...

Overall, as I said earlier...I liked the movie.